Plural Punk

Sex toys don't experience an identity crisis. Ever. And so the special child comes. It's called Nue USA. And what does it do? "Proving you at least 1% of the pleasure that woman gives." And "is seriously working to exterminate AID, SID, and Rape". A very modest promise coupled with very lofty goals. Contradicting, yes?

Oh, and the instructions say: "Please remove plastic cover package from the item and insert it into your desire hole." Uh, no thanks. And with a dimension of 6 inches by 2.5 inches, it's not big enough for me to stick my, er, nose completely in. Well, if you, on the other hand, are desperate enough to want to try it out, order one here.

How to order and eat sushi!

Is this a conspiracy between Pedigree and videogame console and accessories manufacturers? A couple of days ago, I read about this guy whose Xbox 360 was chewed by a dog. And today, my dog decided that my Wavebird wireless controller for the GameCube was yummy.  I wonder what they think of the Wiimote.

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I found an online gallery of images of kids scared stiff of Santa. But in this one, Santa looks as scared of the kids as they are of him.

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Yes, mem?

You want Frappuccino, mem?

Willing to wait 15 minutes, mem?



New recipe for Frappuccino spotted in Davao. Go try it out.

"Love (CD + Audio DVD)" (The Beatles)

Man, I still really dig the Beatles!

BBC.com posted a news article that I'm sure will outrage the male population of India. No, it's not about eating cows. It accuses them of possession of dimensionally-challenged dicks.

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

A reproductive health specialist has stated the obvious need for custom-sized condoms to be available in India. That or free penile enlargement procedure for them, methinks.

BBC NEWS | South Asia | Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

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What do you think these bunnies are doing?




They're fixing the space shuttle?
They'll dance the hula for departing astronauts?

Nah... Turns out they're waiting for launch to commit suicide. Poor bunnies. But if this amuses you, there's more comics here of methods bunnies employ to off themselves.

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Watch this amazing video mash-up of Toy Story 2 and Requiem for a Dream.

Go and fill up this poll at lifehacker.com, but I doubt if you're going to beat this:




Did you get to identify all 200 extensions installed there?

Hey, what are you doing? Stop wasting time and install more extensions!

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